My life. Which includes a healthy obsession with One Piece, fleeting inspiration, and a girl I'd like to think somewhat interesting. In that order.
Monster - Kanye West featuring Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver
Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness,
goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
Oh my God, Alex, can we do this song, please?
Reading Candide for Hum 4. That stuff is hilarious.
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Doc Master Mao Meme’s birthday cupcake from last night, yum.
CONVO 1:
Jen: HIIII TIFFFF :D
me: HIII JENNN :D
jen: How’s schooool?
me: Gooood… I like my Hum TA.
jen: haha. hum…. its gonna suck…. so bad…. (whispers) so bad…
me:….
CONVO 2:
Jen: oh yea the WIFI’s not working.
me: ughhh. (trying to diagnose the problem and messing with the modem for 15 minutes) WTF MAN. can you call AT&T real fast?
Jen: (grumbles and then gets the brochure with the phone number) ekkkk D’: can you calll? D: i don’t know what to sayyyy D:
me: -__- (gets the number and talks to them for eternity) they said it was a power outage and they’re trying to fix it right now, they just don’t know how.
Jen: ok.
me: OMGAHHH NO TVVVVVV. NO INTERNETTTTTTT. AHHHHHHH.
Jen: hahahahhahaha
CONVO 3:
me: AHHHHHHHH. HUM HW D’: AHHHHH. jen……
Jen: yeah?
me: can you write my thesis statement?
Jen: ok.
‘Tis the year of the dragon. What’s up, Master Haku (and Angie)?
Artist | Spirited Away (DJ Sly)
Song | One Summer’s Day (Remix)
I really hate all these posts with sepia-tone pictures of skinny girls in rompers, Raybans, and Jason Mraz’s hat. Same with the slighty-thuggish-looking, pouting, Asian girls with circles lens and dyed hair. You know, I get it; I really do. Admiration? Jealousy? Okay, maybe I’m not exactly sure.
I mean, I’ll be the first person to admit that it would be nice to be that tiny little Asian girl that all the guys seem to love. But I’m not. And I never will be. Am I okay with that? Most of the time.
What I don’t understand is why people feel the need to (re)post all these stupid pictures. Are you calling that art? Makes sense. But you know what doesn’t? The fact that all this “artwork” seems to have the same girl in it, some skinny hipster with nice clothes. What, do people over a hundred pounds not inspire you? Do you not find them beautiful enough?
Look, I have nothing against skinny hipster girls or their photographer friends. Good for you, for being beautiful, not that it’s a skill or anything. Go thank your parents. I just think we, as a generation, need to reevaluate what we call beauty (and a lot of other things). Because who are we to decide what is and what isn’t?
And, by the way, Tumblr is totally the hipster of the internet.
I’m not less of a woman because I don’t share the same fashions, music, food, wine, film, or hobby interests as you. Because we have different views on all of the above doesn’t mean you’re more of a woman than me.
In fact, all those things shouldn’t define me as a woman. I’m womanly or “more of a…
